First Best Friend: Why, you are, my dear reader!
First Imaginary Friend: The googly eyed boxer guy in the go-kart
First Pet Cat/Dog name: Cats: Snowball & Fluffy Dog: Lassie
First Piercing: Umbilical cord (I was a hardass embryo!)
First Crush: I believe it was orange
First CD:First one I owned: NoFx First bought: NoFx
First Car: A HotWheels that turned purple underwater
First School: CNN
First Kiss: My mom... or maybe my dog

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9 Lasts...

Last Time You Smoked: Well, I got pretty mad the other day...
Last Food You Ate: An organic banana
Last Car Ride: Does the kiddie ride at the mall count?
Last Movie You Watched: The Corporation
Last Phone Call: From the new e-confessional! Hotline to God!
Last CD You listened to: Potemkin City Limits
Last Bubble Bath You took: When I stabbed Mr. Bubble
last Song You listened to: To Another Abyss - Bad Religion
Last Fight: My rampant crabs
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8 Have You Evers...

Have You Ever Dated a Best Friend: Date?
Have You Ever Been Arrested: My right half was arrested in Mexico, the left in the U.S. They had to build the jail on the border...
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Would you have to be skinny?
Have You Ever Been on TV: A prime-time AND an HBO special
Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Regretted It: That snapping turtle...
Have You Ever Cheated on Your bf/gf: Yeah, she didn't know I had the ace there
Have You Ever Been on a Blind Date: Once, turns out I answered my own ad
Have You Ever Been out of the Country: Which country? I've been out of Ecuador my whole life

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7 Things You are Wearing...

- Propagandhi T-shirt
- Spongebob Squarepants boxers
- socks
- An Epidermis
- Fingernails
- Hair
- A condom?

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6 Things You've Done Today...

- Wrote a newspaper
- Defaced a graveyard
- Shelled a Nazi ammo dump
- Bought and ate organic bananas
- Started to stink
- Peed (x4)

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5 Favourite Things...

- Organic, vegan, fair-trade things
- Animals
- Playing drums
- Making fun of peoples' sexual insecurities
- Non-materialism

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4 People You Most Trust

I dont fully trust anyone...so...I most truusstt...
- Clancey
- Skipper
- Ruka
- Pickles

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3 Choices...

Vanilla or Chocolate: Bananas
Hugs or Kisses: Well, they both lead to the same thing in the end...
Pens or Pencils: PENIS

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2 Things You Want to do Before You Die...

- Not die
- Finish this
(Hmmm... my life is complete)

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1 Person You Want to see...

- My face without a mirror

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Tag 3 other people:
YOU! ... and... uh... God and Chris Hannah...