I stole this from =elektro-phalasteeni


"Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING." -Author


How does the world see me?:
Bad Religion - Blender head (WOW! This quiz works really well!)

Will I have a happy life?:
Anti-Flag - I'm Being Watched By The CIA (Now I'm really starting to get scared! I've already predicted this one!)

What do people really think of me?:
At The Drive-In - Pattern Against User (Well... is it?)

Do people secretly lust after me?:
Anti-Flag - Spaz's House Destruction Party (I hope no one lusts like this!)

How can I make myself happy?
Anti-Flag - Tearing Everyone Down (Interesting...)

What should I do with my life?
Bad Religion - God Song (My divine calling?)

Will I ever have children?:
Good Riddance - Up and Away (I dunno, social services?)

What is some good advice for me?:
At The Drive-In - Sleepwalk Capsules (So that's why I've been waking up covered in blood lately!)

What do I think my current theme song is?:
Bloc Party - Plans (What a very odd quiz this is... it's peering into my brain!)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Bad Religion - Atomic Garden (Really?)

What song will play at my funeral?:
Propagandhi - The Only Good Fascist Is A Very Dead Fascist (WTFROFLLMFAO!!!)

What type of men/women do you like?:
The (International) Noise Conspiracy - Sleeping Pills (Mellow chicks?)

What is my day going to be like?
Bad Religion - Victory (It's true! I got accepted for the farm apprenticeship today!)

Why am I here?
HORSE the Band - Soaring Quails (I don't get it...)

What will people remember me for?
HORSE the Band - The House of Boo (Architecure or video games?)

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
The Dropkick Murphys - The Auld Triangle (What can I say? It's a catchy song!)

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Dead Prez - Animal in Man (By the sounds of this song, I'm not going to make it...)

What will this year be all about?
Against Me! - Cavalier Eternal (I'm getting a car?)

First Best Friend: Why, you are, my dear reader!
First Imaginary Friend: The googly eyed boxer guy in the go-kart
First Pet Cat/Dog name: Cats: Snowball & Fluffy Dog: Lassie
First Piercing: Umbilical cord (I was a hardass embryo!)
First Crush: I believe it was orange
First CD:First one I owned: NoFx First bought: NoFx
First Car: A HotWheels that turned purple underwater
First School: CNN
First Kiss: My mom... or maybe my dog

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9 Lasts...

Last Time You Smoked: Well, I got pretty mad the other day...
Last Food You Ate: An organic banana
Last Car Ride: Does the kiddie ride at the mall count?
Last Movie You Watched: The Corporation
Last Phone Call: From the new e-confessional! Hotline to God!
Last CD You listened to: Potemkin City Limits
Last Bubble Bath You took: When I stabbed Mr. Bubble
last Song You listened to: To Another Abyss - Bad Religion
Last Fight: My rampant crabs
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8 Have You Evers...

Have You Ever Dated a Best Friend: Date?
Have You Ever Been Arrested: My right half was arrested in Mexico, the left in the U.S. They had to build the jail on the border...
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Would you have to be skinny?
Have You Ever Been on TV: A prime-time AND an HBO special
Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Regretted It: That snapping turtle...
Have You Ever Cheated on Your bf/gf: Yeah, she didn't know I had the ace there
Have You Ever Been on a Blind Date: Once, turns out I answered my own ad
Have You Ever Been out of the Country: Which country? I've been out of Ecuador my whole life

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7 Things You are Wearing...

- Propagandhi T-shirt
- Spongebob Squarepants boxers
- socks
- An Epidermis
- Fingernails
- Hair
- A condom?

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6 Things You've Done Today...

- Wrote a newspaper
- Defaced a graveyard
- Shelled a Nazi ammo dump
- Bought and ate organic bananas
- Started to stink
- Peed (x4)

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5 Favourite Things...

- Organic, vegan, fair-trade things
- Animals
- Playing drums
- Making fun of peoples' sexual insecurities
- Non-materialism

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4 People You Most Trust

I dont fully trust anyone...so...I most truusstt...
- Clancey
- Skipper
- Ruka
- Pickles

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3 Choices...

Vanilla or Chocolate: Bananas
Hugs or Kisses: Well, they both lead to the same thing in the end...
Pens or Pencils: PENIS

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2 Things You Want to do Before You Die...

- Not die
- Finish this
(Hmmm... my life is complete)

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1 Person You Want to see...

- My face without a mirror

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Tag 3 other people:
YOU! ... and... uh... God and Chris Hannah...